On Sunday 9th September Portsmouth was besieged by Kent Roller Girls. They heralded their arrival with a bombard of Facebook taunts, frivolity and smack talk. Portsmouth Roller Wenches have a lot of love for the KRG, some of us having been tight team mates at epic triple header ‘Hundred Jams War’ in Rouen, France, earlier this year. Therefore, we weren’t scared and welcomed our friends, old and new, with open arms.
Kent proved to be tough and hard hitting opponents with incredibly tight walls, excellent communication and clear strategy. We all commented afterwards how united they seemed as a team, which held them together magnetised on the track and in real danger of threatening our game. However, despite the amount of knocks we all took (including a few scrapes with the wall in our too-small practice space) both teams kept up the fun and laughter banter on-track in a very close and hard fought game.
We also had some real highlights as a team, most notably with some absolutely marvellous play from our newer wenches such as Hot Squeals and Malibash Stacie who finally got to show their stuff in competitive play, but also with flashes of team brilliance and machine-like cohesion that we’ll be critically examining to build upon. On the flipside we had also the impossibly unlucky farcical situation of having TWO of our jammers being felled by toe-stops falling out on them mid-jam! Our own Kiwi superstar Psyclone Destroyer also suffered a sprained shoulder from a hard fall in the game, and we’re sending our healing derby love to her.
Our closed bout conditions mean we unfortunately cannot publically release the score from this game, however you definitely do not want to miss when PRW and KRG go head to head in a public rematch, that we’re crossing all our fingers and toes to happen very soon. We’re just sorry our doors were closed for the initial face-off!
Many, many thanks to the refs and NSOs, some of whom travelled to kindly join us on the day. We couldn’t do any of this without you. Massive love to our friends the Kent Roller Girls for making this one of the friendliest and fun games we’ve had to date.
Bout awards:
KENT
- Best Jammer: Fairy Quad Mother
- Best Blocker: Demi Lition
- Most Valuable Player: Major Collision
PORTSMOUTH
- Best Jammer: Psyclone Destroy’her
- Best Blocker: Peggy Peril
- Most Valuable Player: R.I.P. McMurphy
Epic write-up by PRW’s R.I.P. McMurphy